im moving because of you.

More excellence from The Dramatic Breakup Letter Literary Society!




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Hidden Depths with Hermann Goering - Hunger for Power

Goering is hungry! I feel like I could have done better on this. Special thanks to my sis Jessifer for donating the line about finding hidden food.




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John Connor's Robot Friend

Like most of my good ideas, this was suggested to me by dukeburger. <3




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FACTS!!?!?? FACTS!?!?! HRAAWARRARBR

So, I was watching the 1997 version of 12 Angry Men and this happened:




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Triumph of the Chirp

Here is a video based on the real-life experiences of my best pal dukeburger, who is constantly plagued by chirping crickets keeping her awake all night (this problem is compounded by the fact that she lives in a dungeon).




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Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - Conquering Fear

Hitler's back... and he's not afraid of any of you werewolves!

 




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Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - The Futility of War

Adolf's back, pondering more important issues!




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Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - Crime Prevention

Maybe the postal service wouldn't be going bankrupt if they did some moonlighting as law enforcement!

 




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Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - The Future of Our World

Yeah I am going to make a million of these. I don't care if no one views them!

 




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Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - Progress of Mankind

It is one of the great disappointments of my life that this video didn't get 928792749247924 views.

 




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I have no idea what is happening...




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NEXT SWITCH PLEASE

A few years ago I wrote an IMDB review for a very rare 1975 CBS production called "The Tenth Level" starring the Lord of All Creation William Shatner. Fast forward to the present. After many, many requests and inquiries from teachers, professors and average schmoes, I finally decided to make this available to the drooling masses. Presented in 13 pieces of awesome, live from my YouTube account is The Tenth Level!




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Hitler Reacts to Wolfenstein 3d

This idea was so natural and perfect, I can't believe it hadn't been done. I will go ahead and make a declaration right now: This video is probably the best thing I will ever make in my life. It's perfect.

But if you don't know what Wolf3d is, then don't watch it. Actually, go find it and play it and then come back and watch it.

 




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Captain Picard Day Goes Wrong!

Here I am trashing Picard again! I am not really happy with how this turned out, especially the beginning; however, I have been told by others that they like it so I will leave it as-is.




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I hate Jean Luc Picard



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Canon Nazis unite!

Yep, I'm jumping on the "Hitler Reacts" bandwagon. I can't figure out any other way to properly express my disappointment and nerdrage over nuTrek


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Orson Welles performing magic!

I am so proud that I was the first one to post these to the internet!




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