AW SHIT YO

Posted by JamesTKirk on 08/11/11 -

CAPTAIN'S LOG STARDATE A-B-C-DEEZNUTZ LMAO!! SO SOME SHIT WENT DOWN YO! ME N MY NIGGA GARY MITCHELL WUZ SMOKIN SUM BUD & GETTIN OUR GROOVE ON WIT DA LADIEZ WHEN WE RAN INTO SUM ENERGY BARRIER OR SUMTHIN & IT FUCKED GARY'S SHIT ALL UP!! HE GOT DESE WHITE EYEZ & STARTED SPEWING ALL DIS FAG TALK LIKE "JIM I AM BECOMING MORE THAN A MAN URURURURURURUUUUHHH LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDID THINGZ WIT WINGS" OR SUM SHIT LOL WHUTEVER MAN!! SO I GUESS HE GOT POWERS OR SUM SHIT & WE KEPT ASKIN HIM 2 DO MAGIC TRICKS BUT HE WAS FUCKIN GAY AS HELL & NOT DA HOMESLICE I USED 2 NO! HE JUST KEPT THREATENING US & FORCE CHOKING PPL & GENERLLY BEIN A DICK. HE WUZ LIKE "TAKE ME 2 DELTA VEGA, JIM!" BUT FUCK DER AINT NO WAY I AM GOIN BACK 2 DAT PLACE AFTER SPOCK SHOT ME DOWN THERE & THAT GIANT VAGINA MONSTER TRIED 2 EAT ME LMAO I AM DA ONE DAT IZ SPOSED 2 EAT VAGES NOT DA OTHER WAY ROUND YA FEEL ME??!!! LMAO!!!

ANYWAY GARY WUZ BEIN A BIG EMO PEECE OF SHIT SO I SAW ON DA STARCHART SUM PLANET NAMED GOTHOS SO I WUZ LIKE "LMAO LET'S TAKE HIM 2 DA GOTH PLANET SINCE HE IZ A FUCKIN EMO CUNT NOW!" SO WE GO DER & BEEM HIM DOWN & DER WUZ SUM OTHER SUPER POWERD FAGIT THERE NAMED TRELAINE OR SUM SHIT & THEY STARTED FIGHTIN WITH THEIR POWERS & SHIT. WE WUZ TAKIN BETS AND LIKIN IT BUT FUCKIN CHEKOV SHOWED UP & WUZ LIKE "OH MY GAAAWWWDDD" & WARPED THE SHIP AWAY LIKE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE.

ID LIKE 2 PUT A MARK IN CHEKOV'S RECORD FOR BEING A HUGE DWEEB BUZKILL NERD. ALSO PLZ ADD NOTATION TO GARY MITCHELL'S FILE DAT HE GAVE HIS LIFE BEING A FUCKING DICKHEAD EMO PEECE OF SHIT.

OK DAT'S ALL I GESS, KIRK OUT!

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