I don't really have all that much to say about this one, however I will go on and on anyway. Sometime during the course of last semester, Bexter gave me this wonderful gift of one Star Trek coloring book from the 70's. I was so excited! She found it in John Smith Jr's. mother's basement. Most of it wasn't colored either. So... apparently, it took me half a semester and winter break to finish this thing, but dammit Jim, um, okay I've got nothing. And I know most of my amateur Star Trek humor stuff is pretty tasteless, but I think this one is REALLY tasteless. But not in that good obscene crayon porn way, or that Wesley getting it on with his mom way. More like that "what happened?" way. sigh. Anyway, I don't know if this could be considered a collector's item... but hey guess what, I had to defile it regardless. I couldn't help myself. What sucks though is all the dirty writing isn't in the book itself. I did hand-write the first 2 pages, but then realized it wasn't going to show up very well and it would be too hard for all you fine people to read. So, here it is.
(Current rating 5 based on 2 votes)GTFO CHARLIE!!!
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