
This represents a new paradigm shift in memes.





(Current rating 0 based on 0 votes)So, I have seriously lost jobs like this. Regal Cinemas, I'm looking in your direction!





(Current rating 5 based on 2 votes)More excellence from The Dramatic Breakup Letter Literary Society!




(Current rating 0 based on 0 votes)Seriously, is there anything better than old Star Trek coloring books? I can't think of anything.
KLINGON BASTARDS STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!





(Current rating 0 based on 0 votes)Raptor Jesus, the action figure.
Actually I have had the parts and intention to make this for well over a year but I seriously fail at motivation. Anyway, working on Robby the Robot the other day kickstarted me so I went ahead and made this. It took me all of about 20 minutes.




(Current rating 3 based on 1 votes)Here is a Polar Lights model of Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet, which I added a few LEDs to. The model was a birthday present from my father to my uncle, and I offered to add the lights for added awesomeness. I really do wish I had taken more pics of the build, but oh well. I know this isn't exactly what Robby looked like. Really just his mouthpiece lit up blue and he had a few blinky lights here and there, but this works too.

ps - I need to clean my desk. Badly.




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Dimension films has been kicking around the notion to remake the 1986 film Short Circuit since 2008. I can see the appeal of that - even 20+ years later, Johnny Five is still a much beloved character. However, Dimension is mistepping at every turn here. First they hire Robot Chicken writer Dan Milano to come up with a decent story, which he of course did not do. Milano's script had Johnny Five befriending a small boy who came from a dysfunctional family. Of course over the course of the movie, Johnny Five learns all about humanity and in return solves all of the family's complicated problems somehow (now, if it was in the same vein as Slingblade, then that would be pretty awesome! But of course, Johnny Five would never kill...). Dimension then further showed that they aren't taking this project seriously by hiring Steve Carr to direct. Carr's name to fame was Paul Blart: Mall Cop. This incarnation of the project languished, and I figured this was as low as Dimension could possibly get with this remake. Boy was I wrong! I really should know better by now...




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Bear with me as I get this all set up, you millions of folks one or two people accidentally finding this




(Current rating 0 based on 0 votes)Here is yet another Star Wars vs Star Trek mashup, but this time using scenes from Trek 2009. I usually ignore these as there is already 2894729847297492874 Trek vs Wars garbage floating around on the net. However, this one illustrates very well how closely the last Star Trek film echoes the George Lucas franchise, thematically and visually. Dialog from Trek 2009 could have been lifted from the Star Wars prequels, and vice-versa.
I'm sure Abrams would take that as a compliment. It's not.




(Current rating 5 based on 1 votes)GTFO CHARLIE!!!
posted by JamesTKirk on 09/01/11
Riker eats everything!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/31/11
Why the hell not? The crew is probably used to it!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/27/11
LMAO WHO IZ DOIN' BETTR NOW BITCH???////
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/24/11
I can relate!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
Glenn Danzig's Shirtless Book Review: The Road vs. Twilight
posted by OtterVomit on 01/09/10
Turnabout Coming Out
posted by OtterVomit on 01/05/10
Hot Times in Sodom
posted by OtterVomit on 10/13/09
Star Trek XI: The Final Fuck You
posted by dukeburger on 02/12/07
Star Trek, The Coloring Book Series: Rescue at Gaylo
posted by dukeburger on 01/20/07
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im moving because of you.
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
Hidden Depths with Hermann Goering - Hunger for Power
posted by OtterVomit on 02/06/11
John Connor's Robot Friend
posted by OtterVomit on 12/02/10
FACTS!!?!?? FACTS!?!?! HRAAWARRARBR
posted by OtterVomit on 11/13/10
Triumph of the Chirp
posted by OtterVomit on 11/01/10
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Riker eats everything!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/31/11
Why the hell not? The crew is probably used to it!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/27/11
I can relate!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
im moving because of you.
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
The Star Trek Activity Book is a Treasure Trove of Hilarity
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
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GTFO CHARLIE!!!
posted by JamesTKirk on 09/01/11
LMAO WHO IZ DOIN' BETTR NOW BITCH???////
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/24/11
LMAO I GOTZ A NU NIGGA NOW!~!!!!
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/20/11
LOLOL I LUV SPACE!!
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/13/11
AW SHIT YO
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/11/11
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GTFO CHARLIE!!!
posted by JamesTKirk on 09/01/11
Riker eats everything!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/31/11
Why the hell not? The crew is probably used to it!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/27/11
LMAO WHO IZ DOIN' BETTR NOW BITCH???////
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/24/11
I can relate!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
im moving because of you.
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
The Star Trek Activity Book is a Treasure Trove of Hilarity
posted by OtterVomit on 08/24/11
Star Trek coloring books are great!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/23/11
trufax
posted by OtterVomit on 08/21/11
LMAO I GOTZ A NU NIGGA NOW!~!!!!
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/20/11
Raptor Jesus, He is risen!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/16/11
Robby the Robot with added lights
posted by OtterVomit on 08/14/11
LOLOL I LUV SPACE!!
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/13/11
Short Circuit remake will TRULY be awful!
posted by OtterVomit on 08/11/11
AW SHIT YO
posted by JamesTKirk on 08/11/11
THIS WEBSITE IS AWFUL AND UNDER CONSTRUCTION
posted by OtterVomit on 08/10/11
How telling
posted by OtterVomit on 08/09/11
Superman's other weakness...
posted by OtterVomit on 08/08/11
No one will care about this except me.
posted by OtterVomit on 08/03/11
my brother's skank
posted by OtterVomit on 07/24/11
Jonathan Frakes being scary
posted by OtterVomit on 05/10/11
Hidden Depths with Hermann Goering - Hunger for Power
posted by OtterVomit on 02/06/11
99 Problems
posted by OtterVomit on 01/11/11
John Connor's Robot Friend
posted by OtterVomit on 12/02/10
FACTS!!?!?? FACTS!?!?! HRAAWARRARBR
posted by OtterVomit on 11/13/10
Triumph of the Chirp
posted by OtterVomit on 11/01/10
Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - Conquering Fear
posted by OtterVomit on 10/18/10
Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - The Futility of War
posted by OtterVomit on 10/18/10
Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - Crime Prevention
posted by OtterVomit on 10/16/10
Hidden Depths with Adolf Hitler - The Future of Our World
posted by OtterVomit on 10/14/10
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